Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
