He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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