I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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