she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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