Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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