just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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