His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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