in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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