My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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