Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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