Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Randomize
