i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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