I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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