im drinking this country out of the recession.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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