Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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