I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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