I must be too annoying 4 u.
youre lurking in front of me
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
accomplished twins. life is a go
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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