do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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