hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I have already put on my inside pants.
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