he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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