Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Hippo gnu deer
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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