I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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