Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
false alarm. still invincible.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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