Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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