I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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