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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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