Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm sobbing to NWA
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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