i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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