Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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