there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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