So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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