I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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