"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
false alarm, still single
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