Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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