I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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