So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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