She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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