She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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