have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
Randomize
