on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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