I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
sex in a hospital.. check
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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