Don't you send me to vm
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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