everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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