so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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