O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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