PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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