soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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