do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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