dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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