READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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