But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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