I hate your face
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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