I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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