It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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