She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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